Freedom-fighter and terrorist :-)

Freedom-fighter and terrorist :-)

During the years when the CIA was providing the mujaheddins in Afghanistan with everything from toilet paper to anti-aircraft missiles in their fight against those bloody godless communist invaders from Russia, people like fearless Akbar were called "freedom-fighters" and highly praised by oral office in Washington. Because he was the enemy of Uncle Sam's enemy and therefore his friend. Later on when Uncle Sam tried to get hold of the oil in Saudi Arabia and invaded Afghanistan and Irak, Akbar actually did the same as before, fighting invaders, but now became a "terrorist" and was supposed to be sent to Guantanamo Bay for special holidays.
After Osama found that Akbar had to do with the disappearance of his beloved Cheez-Its, Akbar was part of the patrol looking for disguised American soldiers trying to infiltrate Osamas ranks. Same as the cruise missiles he also survived this dangerous mission and nowadays spends his older days as an unknown bazaari in Peshawar, just across the boarder to Afghanistan. Very rarely he still joins "special missions" or repairs the video-recorder and other electronic equipment before Osama is trying to scare the most powerful country on earth in another video address.

Making of:
Copy from TRI-X cooked in Bromoil for 2 hours, washed with holy water from river Ganga while looking to Mecca, turning the prayerwheel given by Dalai Lama and praying to Saint George W. in Pentagon Heaven. Afterwards hanged, ironed and scanned.
Sorry for the poor scan-quality, unfortunately the scanner was hit by cruise missile in Tora-Bora and not yet recovered completely. Will ask Akbar to look for it later. Just now he busy with Osamas next video address.






Enschuldig mein schlecht deutsch, versuch mal verstehen:
In zeit CIA geben an Mujaheddin in Afghanistan alle from Klopapieren zu fliegenzeug- herunter-raketen for kaempfen gegen bloody gottohne communists Invasore von suffjet-union, leuten same same Akbar haissen "freiheit-kaempferen" und lob viel von oral office in Washington. Weil sein feind von feind von onkel Sam, also freund. Spaeter wenn uncle Sam schon will die oel von saudi-arabia und marschieren hinein in Afghanistan und Irak, Akbar machen so wie vorher kaempfen gegen Invasore, aber jetztet haissen "Terrorist" und will senden an Guantanamo Bay zu Spezial-Urlaub. Wenn Osama finden Akbar verkoppelet mit entschwinden von sein geliebt Cheez-Its, Akbar muss patrolie gehen, suchen dies amerikanerisch soldats, die wo wollen infiltrieren mannschaften von Osama. So wie cruise missiles Akbar auch noch leben wie schon ende von gefarvoll mission diesda und heute alt und leben wie unbekannten Bazaari in Peshawar bei krenze nah Afghanistan. Selten noch mitmacht "special missions" oder reparieret das video recorder und anderen aus rosteng elektronisch wann Osama versuchen zu befuerchten die meist vollkraft land von erden mit das nexte video adressen.

Wie machen:
Kopie von TRI-X kochen in Bromoel 2 stunde, waschen mit heilig wasser von Ganges, muss schauen richtung zu Mekka, drehen gebetmuhle das haben von Dalai Lama und beten an Heilig George W. in Pentagon Himmel. Danach gehangen, gebugelt und scandiert.
Enschuldig wegen schlecht das qualitaet von scandieren, unglueck das scanner trefft eine cruise missile in Tora-Bora und noch nicht gesund genug wieder. Werden fragen hilf bei Akbar spaeter. Jetztet Akbar arbeit viel bei next video adressen von Osama.