Mewer Self Portrait After Too Much Catnip

Mewer Self Portrait After Too Much Catnip

OK, it was like this, folks.

My Daddy got busy editing some pictures and forgot to feed me.
I yowled my furry little tonsils off, but he had some silly symphony going and
I guess he was too wrapped up in the music and his pictures to hear me.

But he left my pantry open when he got back from the grocery store – with all those nice
cans he – did I mention it? – FORGOT TO OPEN FOR ME – NOT EVEN ONE OF ‘EM!

But, being the resourceful fellow I am, I pulled out a big baggie full of CATNIP
from inside that open door. An’ I chawed that sucker open...an’ I wennnt to town
on all dem nice crunchy little morsels…for about a hour…or maybe three.

By then, the world wuz lookin’ mighty strange, an’ my eyeballs felt like they wuz,
you know, like opend up to f/1.4 but like the focussssing knob wuz all messed up,
an’ one eyeball had one of dem silly LensBaby doowops stretchin’ it sideways.

So whut else cud I do but find a camera an’ push da buten wif my big furry paw?
And then, when Daddy wuz getting’ his zzzz’s on, I jumped on his desk and finished my self-portrait.

So, whutdoyouthink? Am I da poster boy for catnip abuse, or whut?

Luv ‘n’ Purrs,

Mewer

This image is available as a custom printed Note Card.

©2012 Steve Ember